A-Kon
I can’t stand going to conventions and not knowing anyone much.
I really hope I get to know some people. I’m a nice person, I mean it. I just have a hard time making friends in new places.
Thursday I’ll get my badge at the con.
Friday I’ll be dressed as Human!Meenah.
Saturday I’ll be Sollux. Hehehehe. Female!Sollux.
Sunday I’ll be leaving early.
I just wanna make a friend or two. That’s all. I mean it.
Any Eridan’s I meet, well, I want to hug them. Please? :3
Im going to be Gamzee on Saturday along with an Equius and Tavros. ;o) Hope to see you there!
my mom asked me if thor was an anime….
loki onii-chan why are you so mean uguu
i-it’s not like i want the throne of asgard or anything… baka…!!
zzzzZZZzz…………….Kids what have I told you………………..
ABOUT THE ODIN SLEEP
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W.I.P Baby got Stuck feat arsenicCatnip
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So… I should be kicked from the fandom for even attempting to make this… But I am kinda no good at re-writing the rap lyrics nor am I great with a Nepeta voice… so if there is anyone out there who would be willing to… you know… collab with me it would be awesome. This is what I have got so far.
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[Intro]
[Terezi] Oh, my, god. Vriska, look at his lips.
They are so big.
[Vriska] *scoff* He looks like,
one of those web comic douchefags.
But, you know, who understands those web guys? *scoff*
[Terezi] They only read his stuff, because,
He looks like a total pathetic noob, ‘kay?
[Vriska] I mean, his lips, are just so big.
I can’t believe they are so round, it’s like,
out there, I mean –
[Terezi] gross. Look!
He’s just so … Huss!
[Nepeta]
AC likes big lips and she cannot lie
You other shippurrs can’t deny
That when that Huss walks in with his itty bitty face
And those round thing in your place
You get spurrung, wanna pull out your tongue
‘Cause you notice those lips was stuffed
Deep in some tacos he’s eatin
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homestucks tried to warn me
But those lips you got makes me so horney
Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-lips
You say you wanna be in my ships?
Well, use me, use me
‘Cause you ain’t that average reader
I’ve seen them reading
To hell with romancin’
She’s sweat, wet,
Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette
I’m tired of magazines
Sayin’ flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell ‘em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
[Nepeta]
I like ‘em round, and big
And when I’m throwin’ a gig
I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like an animal
Now here’s my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain’t talkin’ bout Playboy
‘Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want ‘em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble
Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble
So I’m lookin’ at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin’ like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won’t cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin’ on
A lot of simps won’t like this song
‘Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I’d rather stay and play
‘Cause I’m long, and I’m strong
And I’m down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby … when it comes to females, Cosmo ain’t got nothin’
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3”.
[Nepeta]
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin’ workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don’t want none
Unless you’ve got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don’t lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that “hard” role
And tell you that the butt ain’t gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you’re fat
Well I ain’t down with that!
‘Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’
And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin’
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain’t it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can’t resist her
Red beans and rice didn’t miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
‘Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit ‘em
And I pull up quick to get wit ‘em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!
Even with my doll available, I’d abscond the hell out of there because you see, it’s not only the doll that does sweet, sweet, magic, it’s the pins too. If I don’t have a pin for that person, I can’t do shit about it expect maybe push them.
Ah Choo (Tick Tock Parody)
Wake up in the morning feeling stuffy as crap.
Grab my zerteck, Im on the couch, im gunna hit this sack.
Before I sleep I gotta sneeze with my tissue in hand.
Because allergies is the key why Im feelin so bland.
I’m talking snot running down my nose, nose.
Getting on all my clothes, clothes.
Sneezes blowing out of control, troll.
Drip-dropping, saying I sound so funny.
Couch now feelings so cosy.
Probabely cause im so stuffy.
Dear god, Im in a fog
My sinuses are so clog
So true, feel so blue
Sneezin in my tissue
Ah choo, that so ew
If you only knew, oh
Dear god, Im in a fog
My sinuses are so clog
So true, feel so blue
Sneezin in my tissue
Ah choo, that so ew
If you only knew, oh
EW EWW EW EW!
EW EWW EW EWW!
